collapsed:

*me at starbucks*

starbucks worker: what size do you want?

me: ariana grande

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cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

(Source: johnfkennedy)

  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell